Criminal Charges Extinguished After Fire Chief Heals Wounds With Money and Feelings
KANAB, UT — After breaking into a locked government building at night, Hurricane Fire Chief Joe Decker has been fully cleared of criminal trespassing...
Kane County Mafia Teams Up With Pickleball Mafia and Facebook Admins to Hunt Down...
KANAB, UT—Local humorist and certified menace to society, L.G. Johnson, is once again facing public backlash for daring to poke fun at the town’s...
Kane County Votes to Secede from Utah, Citing ‘Excessive Listening to Citizens’
Secret Meeting Totally Normal and Not at All Illegal, Say Officials While Shoving Agenda Under Couch Cushions
KANAB, UT — In a move that legal...
Blinded by the Light: Police Chief Claims Sun as Key Suspect in Auto-Pedestrian Crash
KANAB, UT— In a shocking development that's sure to renew public trust in law enforcement, Kanab Police Chief Tom Cram demonstrated the department’s unwavering...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Developer Proudly Unveils “Sheriff’s Estates,” Kanab’s Most Secure Subdivision, Whether You Like It or...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left locals scratching their heads and laughing nervously, an out-of-town developer has announced the construction of Sheriff’s...
With Public Distracted, Kanab Votes to Sell Water to Company Planning to Blast it...
Amidst the distraction of COVID-19 the kanab City Council has voted via Zoom to sell water to a company planning to blast it into...
Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check
KANAB, UT—After surviving nearly two years alone on a Lake Powell beach, Solo the horse has been rescued and is now living her best...
State of Emergency Hits Fredonia as Town Swaps Ambulances for “Granbulances”
FREDONIA, AZ — In a shocking turn of events that literally nobody predicted (except everyone who’s ever dealt with state-level bureaucracy), the Town of...
Power Struggle in Kane County: Ranchers Demand Solar Panels Learn to Moo
KANAB, UT—Kane County commissioners spent Tuesday untangling the solar system—no, not that one—as AES pitched its new and improved plan for the long-stalled Glen...
