Senator John Curtis Doles Out Whole 59 Seconds to Protesters Like He’s Oprah Handing...
KANAB, UT — In a dazzling display of magnanimity not seen since that one time your uncle offered you the last chicken nugget but...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Kanabut.com Declared Kanab’s Most Trusted News Source After Bold Satire Article
KANAB, UT—Kanabut.com, a humor website launched by the mysterious L.G. Johnson (probably not a pseudonym), has taken Kanab by storm after publishing a scathing...
Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left residents scratching their heads, again, the city of Kanab has announced the imminent opening of its...
Developer Proudly Unveils “Sheriff’s Estates,” Kanab’s Most Secure Subdivision, Whether You Like It or...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left locals scratching their heads and laughing nervously, an out-of-town developer has announced the construction of Sheriff’s...
Kanab Post Office Suspends “Senior Envelope Licking” Program Amidst Complaints
Residents at Kanab's Senior Care Facility are being asked to stop licking the stamps and envelopes for the Kanab Post Office after dozens of...
Kanab Announces New “Kanab 600” Road Race, Promises High-Speed Fun, Low-Speed Accountability
KANAB, UT—Following the roaring success of countless real-life police chases through town, Kanab has officially announced its newest tourist attraction: The Kanab 600, a...
Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check
KANAB, UT—After surviving nearly two years alone on a Lake Powell beach, Solo the horse has been rescued and is now living her best...
Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals”
In a stark turn of events, prominent Kanab City Council members officially declared all recent transplants as "locals" and said they would now prefer...
