Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Kanabut.com Declared Kanab’s Most Trusted News Source After Bold Satire Article
KANAB, UT—Kanabut.com, a humor website launched by the mysterious L.G. Johnson (probably not a pseudonym), has taken Kanab by storm after publishing a scathing...
Kane County Mafia Teams Up With Pickleball Mafia and Facebook Admins to Hunt Down...
KANAB, UT—Local humorist and certified menace to society, L.G. Johnson, is once again facing public backlash for daring to poke fun at the town’s...
Local “Dog Park” Revealed to Be Minimalist Art Installation on Deforestation, Confused Pets Left...
KANAB, UT — What was once believed to be the town’s most aggressively featureless dog park has now been revealed as a high-concept minimalist...
Youth Rehabilitation Center Announces Exciting New Therapy Program: “Solitary Confinement with a Side of...
KANAB, UT—In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize mental health care, the local youth rehabilitation facility RCR has announced its innovative new therapy program: “Solitary...
Kane County Votes to Secede from Utah, Citing ‘Excessive Listening to Citizens’
Secret Meeting Totally Normal and Not at All Illegal, Say Officials While Shoving Agenda Under Couch Cushions
KANAB, UT — In a move that legal...
Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check
KANAB, UT—After surviving nearly two years alone on a Lake Powell beach, Solo the horse has been rescued and is now living her best...
Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals”
In a stark turn of events, prominent Kanab City Council members officially declared all recent transplants as "locals" and said they would now prefer...
Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Kanab Announces New “Kanab 600” Road Race, Promises High-Speed Fun, Low-Speed Accountability
KANAB, UT—Following the roaring success of countless real-life police chases through town, Kanab has officially announced its newest tourist attraction: The Kanab 600, a...
