Kanabut.com Declared Kanab’s Most Trusted News Source After Bold Satire Article
KANAB, UT—Kanabut.com, a humor website launched by the mysterious L.G. Johnson (probably not a pseudonym), has taken Kanab by storm after publishing a scathing...
Local Woman Defends Petroglyph Vandalism as “Interactive Art Project,” Cites Over 17 Reasons for...
KANAB, UT—In what experts are calling “an unmatched display of excuse-based creativity,” Daniela Ganassim Ericksen, the suspect arrested for vandalizing petroglyphs at the Wire...
Blinded by the Light: Police Chief Claims Sun as Key Suspect in Auto-Pedestrian Crash
KANAB, UT— In a shocking development that's sure to renew public trust in law enforcement, Kanab Police Chief Tom Cram demonstrated the department’s unwavering...
Power Struggle in Kane County: Ranchers Demand Solar Panels Learn to Moo
KANAB, UT—Kane County commissioners spent Tuesday untangling the solar system—no, not that one—as AES pitched its new and improved plan for the long-stalled Glen...
Kanab to Get “Round”-the-Clock Safety with New Roundabout Plans
KANAB, UT—The Kanab City Council spun into action this week, tackling everything from heartfelt farewells to a potential new roundabout at the notorious 89A...
Youth Rehabilitation Center Announces Exciting New Therapy Program: “Solitary Confinement with a Side of...
KANAB, UT—In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize mental health care, the local youth rehabilitation facility RCR has announced its innovative new therapy program: “Solitary...
Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals”
In a stark turn of events, prominent Kanab City Council members officially declared all recent transplants as "locals" and said they would now prefer...
