Liberal Protest in Kanab Uses Facts, Empathy to Confuse Locals Who Thought the Last...
KANAB, UT — Nearly 200 protestors marched through downtown Kanab Saturday as part of the “Hands Off” March, a local outpouring of progressive frustration,...
State of Emergency Hits Fredonia as Town Swaps Ambulances for “Granbulances”
FREDONIA, AZ — In a shocking turn of events that literally nobody predicted (except everyone who’s ever dealt with state-level bureaucracy), the Town of...
Blinded by the Light: Police Chief Claims Sun as Key Suspect in Auto-Pedestrian Crash
KANAB, UT— In a shocking development that's sure to renew public trust in law enforcement, Kanab Police Chief Tom Cram demonstrated the department’s unwavering...
Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check
KANAB, UT—After surviving nearly two years alone on a Lake Powell beach, Solo the horse has been rescued and is now living her best...
Kanab Announces New “Kanab 600” Road Race, Promises High-Speed Fun, Low-Speed Accountability
KANAB, UT—Following the roaring success of countless real-life police chases through town, Kanab has officially announced its newest tourist attraction: The Kanab 600, a...
Kane County Votes to Secede from Utah, Citing ‘Excessive Listening to Citizens’
Secret Meeting Totally Normal and Not at All Illegal, Say Officials While Shoving Agenda Under Couch Cushions
KANAB, UT — In a move that legal...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Criminal Charges Extinguished After Fire Chief Heals Wounds With Money and Feelings
KANAB, UT — After breaking into a locked government building at night, Hurricane Fire Chief Joe Decker has been fully cleared of criminal trespassing...
Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left residents scratching their heads, again, the city of Kanab has announced the imminent opening of its...
