Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
In Surprise Move Kane County Voters Choose To Write-In “No One” and “Anyone Else”
In a surprise bid to express their growing displeasure with Local Government, Kane County voters staged an unplanned, yet surprisingly widespread write-in campaign in...
Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left residents scratching their heads, again, the city of Kanab has announced the imminent opening of its...
Small-Town Big Oops: Chief Cram Charged for Forgetting Foot Traffic Exists
KANAB, UT—In a development that has left both residents and local tumbleweeds rather surprised, Kanab Police Chief Thomas Cram has been charged with failing...
With Public Distracted, Kanab Votes to Sell Water to Company Planning to Blast it...
Amidst the distraction of COVID-19 the kanab City Council has voted via Zoom to sell water to a company planning to blast it into...
Kanab Post Office Suspends “Senior Envelope Licking” Program Amidst Complaints
Residents at Kanab's Senior Care Facility are being asked to stop licking the stamps and envelopes for the Kanab Post Office after dozens of...
Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals”
In a stark turn of events, prominent Kanab City Council members officially declared all recent transplants as "locals" and said they would now prefer...
Kane County Mafia Teams Up With Pickleball Mafia and Facebook Admins to Hunt Down...
KANAB, UT—Local humorist and certified menace to society, L.G. Johnson, is once again facing public backlash for daring to poke fun at the town’s...
FIREFIGHTER LAWSUIT IGNITES RACIAL DEBATE IN KANE COUNTY, WHERE DIVERSITY MEANS OWNING TWO DOGS
KANE COUNTY, UT—In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with Southern Utah, Corey Turner, a Black firefighter, has filed a lawsuit...
