In Surprise Move Kane County Voters Choose To Write-In “No One” and “Anyone Else”
In a surprise bid to express their growing displeasure with Local Government, Kane County voters staged an unplanned, yet surprisingly widespread write-in campaign in...
Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
With Public Distracted, Kanab Votes to Sell Water to Company Planning to Blast it...
Amidst the distraction of COVID-19 the kanab City Council has voted via Zoom to sell water to a company planning to blast it into...
Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left residents scratching their heads, again, the city of Kanab has announced the imminent opening of its...
Small-Town Big Oops: Chief Cram Charged for Forgetting Foot Traffic Exists
KANAB, UT—In a development that has left both residents and local tumbleweeds rather surprised, Kanab Police Chief Thomas Cram has been charged with failing...
Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals”
In a stark turn of events, prominent Kanab City Council members officially declared all recent transplants as "locals" and said they would now prefer...
Local Libertarian Leaders Defend Coughing on Produce as Personal Liberty
In a stand for liberty local Libertarians have taken to coughing on produce at Kanab's two supermarkets in addition to feverishly touching every phallic-shaped...
FIREFIGHTER LAWSUIT IGNITES RACIAL DEBATE IN KANE COUNTY, WHERE DIVERSITY MEANS OWNING TWO DOGS
KANE COUNTY, UT—In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with Southern Utah, Corey Turner, a Black firefighter, has filed a lawsuit...
Kanabut.com Declared Kanab’s Most Trusted News Source After Bold Satire Article
KANAB, UT—Kanabut.com, a humor website launched by the mysterious L.G. Johnson (probably not a pseudonym), has taken Kanab by storm after publishing a scathing...
