Local Libertarian Leaders Defend Coughing on Produce as Personal Liberty
In a stand for liberty local Libertarians have taken to coughing on produce at Kanab's two supermarkets in addition to feverishly touching every phallic-shaped...
Utah Billboard Causes Stir, Splashes Community with Controversy
UTAH COUNTY—Residents of Utah County have been left bubbling with mixed emotions after a local hot tub company unveiled a billboard boldly proclaiming, “We...
Power Struggle in Kane County: Ranchers Demand Solar Panels Learn to Moo
KANAB, UT—Kane County commissioners spent Tuesday untangling the solar system—no, not that one—as AES pitched its new and improved plan for the long-stalled Glen...
Youth Rehabilitation Center Announces Exciting New Therapy Program: “Solitary Confinement with a Side of...
KANAB, UT—In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize mental health care, the local youth rehabilitation facility RCR has announced its innovative new therapy program: “Solitary...
Kanab to Get “Round”-the-Clock Safety with New Roundabout Plans
KANAB, UT—The Kanab City Council spun into action this week, tackling everything from heartfelt farewells to a potential new roundabout at the notorious 89A...