Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check
KANAB, UT—After surviving nearly two years alone on a Lake Powell beach, Solo the horse has been rescued and is now living her best...
Kane County Mafia Teams Up With Pickleball Mafia and Facebook Admins to Hunt Down...
KANAB, UT—Local humorist and certified menace to society, L.G. Johnson, is once again facing public backlash for daring to poke fun at the town’s...
Kanab Announces New “Kanab 600” Road Race, Promises High-Speed Fun, Low-Speed Accountability
KANAB, UT—Following the roaring success of countless real-life police chases through town, Kanab has officially announced its newest tourist attraction: The Kanab 600, a...
Local “Dog Park” Revealed to Be Minimalist Art Installation on Deforestation, Confused Pets Left...
KANAB, UT — What was once believed to be the town’s most aggressively featureless dog park has now been revealed as a high-concept minimalist...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling...
KANAB, UT—Residents of Johnson Canyon are scratching their heads and rolling their eyes at the eye-popping $5 million estimate to repair a damaged section...
Small-Town Big Oops: Chief Cram Charged for Forgetting Foot Traffic Exists
KANAB, UT—In a development that has left both residents and local tumbleweeds rather surprised, Kanab Police Chief Thomas Cram has been charged with failing...
FIREFIGHTER LAWSUIT IGNITES RACIAL DEBATE IN KANE COUNTY, WHERE DIVERSITY MEANS OWNING TWO DOGS
KANE COUNTY, UT—In a plot twist that surprised absolutely no one familiar with Southern Utah, Corey Turner, a Black firefighter, has filed a lawsuit...
Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left residents scratching their heads, again, the city of Kanab has announced the imminent opening of its...
Developer Proudly Unveils “Sheriff’s Estates,” Kanab’s Most Secure Subdivision, Whether You Like It or...
KANAB, UT—In a bold move that has left locals scratching their heads and laughing nervously, an out-of-town developer has announced the construction of Sheriff’s...
