Democrats Lose to Trump, Immediately Blame Voters for Incorrectly Experiencing Reality
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the aftermath of their stunning 2024 loss to former President Donald J. Trump, Democratic Party officials gathered early this month...
Patriots in Kanab Furious After Discovering Other Kanab Patriots Also Patriotic, But Wrong
KANAB, UT — Patriots of Kanab rallied last Sunday to express patriotism, anger, and a general sense that something is very wrong with the...
Founding Fathers Sue for Defamation, Citing “Egregious Constitutional Malpractice”
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented legal move, the spirits of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Alexander Hamilton have filed a lawsuit...
Utah Wins Prestigious Anti-Transparency Award, Immediately Hides It in a Locked Filing Cabinet
SALT LAKE CITY — In a stirring victory for fans of secrecy, shadowy corners, and redacted PDFs, the Utah Legislature has snagged the 2025...
Liberal Protest in Kanab Uses Facts, Empathy to Confuse Locals Who Thought the Last...
KANAB, UT — Nearly 200 protestors marched through downtown Kanab Saturday as part of the “Hands Off” March, a local outpouring of progressive frustration,...
