Founding Fathers Sue for Defamation, Citing “Egregious Constitutional Malpractice”
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented legal move, the spirits of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Alexander Hamilton have filed a lawsuit...
Utah Wins Prestigious Anti-Transparency Award, Immediately Hides It in a Locked Filing Cabinet
SALT LAKE CITY — In a stirring victory for fans of secrecy, shadowy corners, and redacted PDFs, the Utah Legislature has snagged the 2025...
Democrats Lose to Trump, Immediately Blame Voters for Incorrectly Experiencing Reality
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In the aftermath of their stunning 2024 loss to former President Donald J. Trump, Democratic Party officials gathered early this month...
