Utah Wins Prestigious Anti-Transparency Award, Immediately Hides It in a Locked Filing Cabinet
SALT LAKE CITY — In a stirring victory for fans of secrecy, shadowy corners, and redacted PDFs, the Utah Legislature has snagged the 2025...
Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking...
KANAB, UT — Joe Decker, the Hurricane Valley Fire Chief and former city manager of Kanab, was arrested late last week after allegedly breaching...
Founding Fathers Sue for Defamation, Citing “Egregious Constitutional Malpractice”
Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented legal move, the spirits of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Alexander Hamilton have filed a lawsuit...
Democrats Sneak ‘Medicare For All’ Into New Four Quadrillion Dollar Stimulus Bill
In exchange for bailing out banks, airlines, hotel chains, wall street, and toupee makers, Republicans agreed to the demand by Democratic leader Chet Schwimer...
