KanabUT.com | REAL News for Kanab & Kane County Utah https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html Sample Page KanabUT.com | REAL News for Kanab & Kane Co. Patriots in Kanab Furious After Discovering Other Kanab Patriots Also Patriotic, But Wrong Kane County Votes to Secede from Utah, Citing ‘Excessive Listening to Citizens’ Democrats Lose to Trump, Immediately Blame Voters for Incorrectly Experiencing Reality Utah Wins Prestigious Anti-Transparency Award, Immediately Hides It in a Locked Filing Cabinet Criminal Charges Extinguished After Fire Chief Heals Wounds With Money and Feelings Liberal Protest in Kanab Uses Facts, Empathy to Confuse Locals Who Thought the Last Democrat Died in 1983 Stranded Utah Horse Thrilled to Be Rescued, Slightly Annoyed About Lack of Giant Check FIREFIGHTER LAWSUIT IGNITES RACIAL DEBATE IN KANE COUNTY, WHERE DIVERSITY MEANS OWNING TWO DOGS Kanab’s Mock Manhunt Confuses Tourists, Delights Deputies, Traumatizes One Retired Snowbird from Omaha State of Emergency Hits Fredonia as Town Swaps Ambulances for “Granbulances” Kanab Announces New “Kanab 600” Road Race, Promises High-Speed Fun, Low-Speed Accountability In Surprise Move Kane County Voters Choose To Write-In “No One” and “Anyone Else” Senator John Curtis Doles Out Whole 59 Seconds to Protesters Like He’s Oprah Handing Out iPads With Public Distracted, Kanab Votes to Sell Water to Company Planning to Blast it Into Space Locals Scoff at $5 Million Road Repair Estimate, Offer to Fix it With Baling Wire and a Skid Steer for $50 Local “Dog Park” Revealed to Be Minimalist Art Installation on Deforestation, Confused Pets Left to Ponder Artistic Intent Former Town Manager Arrested for Attempting to Hack Kanab City Computer, Probably Just Looking for Recipe for Funeral Potatoes Blinded by the Light: Police Chief Claims Sun as Key Suspect in Auto-Pedestrian Crash Developer Proudly Unveils “Sheriff’s Estates,” Kanab’s Most Secure Subdivision, Whether You Like It or Not Founding Fathers Sue for Defamation, Citing “Egregious Constitutional Malpractice” CDC Recommends People Stop Buying T.P. in Favor of Waffle Stomping Kanab’s Pickleball Mafia Triumphs Over Pool Advocates, While Swimmers Settle for a One-Week Pool Summer Small-Town Big Oops: Chief Cram Charged for Forgetting Foot Traffic Exists Utah Billboard Causes Stir, Splashes Community with Controversy Power Struggle in Kane County: Ranchers Demand Solar Panels Learn to Moo Checkout My account Login/Register Youth Rehabilitation Center Announces Exciting New Therapy Program: “Solitary Confinement with a Side of Dr. Phil“ Kanab to Get “Round”-the-Clock Safety with New Roundabout Plans Kanabut.com Declared Kanab’s Most Trusted News Source After Bold Satire Article Councilman Changes Position and Declares Newcomers Delivering Food as ”Locals” Local Libertarian Leaders Defend Coughing on Produce as Personal Liberty Kanab Post Office Suspends “Senior Envelope Licking” Program Amidst Complaints Democrats Sneak ‘Medicare For All’ Into New Four Quadrillion Dollar Stimulus Bill Kane County Mafia Teams Up With Pickleball Mafia and Facebook Admins to Hunt Down Local Jokester With Pitchforks and Paddles Local Woman Defends Petroglyph Vandalism as “Interactive Art Project,” Cites Over 17 Reasons for Her Actions